Why the F?

NO CHEEZ PLS…

Yip, you got it, that means… “No cheese please! “ It’s a phrase used almost daily when eating out and ordering different sorts of food in this supposedly bland and boring vegan lifestyle, we lead!

Sounds weird? Well think about it, I.e. you’re me and I’m you and I say, “ Could I please order a Large pizza with mushrooms, onions…extra Avo …um sundried tomatoes… oh yes and NO CHEESE PLEASE” This is usually followed by… “What? A Pizza with No cheese?”

Why the F would one not eat Cheese?

It’s pretty much the same question we ask the same people that ask us, but reversed. Why the F would you? Why would you willing eat another woman’s cultivated fat proteins?

It’s like chaining a random female of our species, that’s just bore a child, to a street pole and then getting her to lactate her breast milk into a cup so you can use it to enjoy your morning cappuccino, cultivate cheese for your pizza or ferment it to create butter for your baking needs! All the while, disregarding the needs of the child for whom the milk was originally intended!

Sounds pretty gruesome right? But the simple truth is that there is global disorder taking place and a very large community of like-minded people, known ‘affectionately’ worldwide as vegans, are doing all they can to eradicate this global epidemic.

And yes, this means… WE DO NOT EAT ANY ANIMAL PRODUCTS!

This is really the story of any vegan vigilante living in the 21^st centaury. However think back, to not so long ago, any lactose intolerant individual, living 10-15 years ago may have had the same problem! These same people may have been ‘Boo’d’ out of most, if not all, restaurants worldwide! Those were the Dark Ages!

This is the age of enlightenment or of the Jivamukti. The Liberated One! The Yogi’s Life… If Humans were Pizzas, we would be the Pizzas with no Cheese! The strange Pizzas that dare not to be drenched in animal by products – the ones that know the truth, that Shock the age old, Patriarchal Norms of Pizza Rules. Perhaps the cheese on a pizza is simply the comfort zone that some are too afraid to do without? Because think about it, “What, oh dare say, will happen to the toppings without the cheese?” Will they all fall off? Will they taste as good? What would the point of Pizza be without the cheese…?

Well it’s quite the contrary! Without the cheese the flavours, of each vegetable delight! The decadence is healthy and satisfying, allowing the continued legacy of the ‘yoga bum’ and believe it or not, adding extra ‘Avo’ and a drizzle of Olive oil give the creamy natural moisture that any self-respecting pizza deserves.

Still missing your ‘cheese’ fix? Well, for those who are too afraid to completely step out of the cheese pizza ‘limelight’ you can replace dairy cheese with the amazing Daiya, non-dairy alternative.

Perhaps not being able to let go of the cheese on a pizza is just another way that we cling to ignorance and outdated knowledge or tradition. The reality behind using and eating animals and their by products is far more EXTREME than living without them. The fact that we are conscious, decision-making beings, means we have choices… and this is one of them.

So next time you go for Pizza… Give it Bash … “I’ll have mine with no cheese please”.

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Shanti Out!

The Mac’s.